I AM STILL ALIVE

How in the WORLD did it get to be 2017????  Okay I went to the USA from December 7th, 2016 until January 18th, 2017....then on January 23, 2017 went to Guatemala City, Guatemala with W.A.R.  I have been back in Chile since the first of February and NOW IT'S FEBRUARY 22?????  WOW...I need to catch up here. .....